I am Zithulele Wiseman Sibanyoni, a 37-year-old black male (not blackmail). I was born in Pietermaritzburg but raised mainly in Soweto, Johannesburg.

I am a Pirates’ fan – I’m depressed half the time, thank you. And I have a young and lovely daughter. I enjoy reading, writing, listening to the radio and comedy. My favourite comedians work in Parliament.