Many South Africans think that the only way to live in South Africa is to think South Africa. I don’t know if you get me. Let me explain it for you.

South Africans always use a bar of soap until it looks like a sim card, I mean it’s their monthly ritual. That bar of soap that you use until it is so small it amost looks like a sim card also needs a break.

Another thing South Africans tend to do in their daily lives is call every toothpaste they buy “colgate”. Well if you must know Colgate is a name of a toothpaste. I know it’s your old way of saying it but you can change for sure.

Now here is one thing I don’t understand. South Africans will buy something from the shop, go home, ignore the instructions, go to the e neighbors and ask “how do I use this”. I mean what the hell bruh, there are these things called instructions and I know they are long but use them for God’s sake, sheesh.

One other thing. South Africans tend to use every app that gives “free data”, what you also call “free mode”. Because they don’t have money to buy data or they think buying data will cause global warming. South Africans never do anything right.

One last thing. There is always that black person who owes “Vodacom” or “MTN” money from 2 months advances. That R237 ain’t gonna pay itself. Buying R5 airtime to get another advance won’t help you repay your balance.

But with that being said, SOUTH AFRICA will always be SOUTH AFRICA. SOUTH AFRICANS will always be SOUTH AFRICANS. Long live South Africa.