There’s an alien in my backyard, and it comes from outer space.

It’s got nine round white eyes and a big woobly green belly.

It has a big round spaceship, just like a saucepan.

There’s an alien in my backyard, and it comes from outer space,

It was hungrier than an elephant and ate the telephone.

It ran to the supermarket and ate it up whole.

It ran to its spaceship and returned to outer space.