If you believe in love at first sight,

Then don’t make me regret seeing you tonight.

It’s not my fault that my eyes ran to yours,

I could have blinked if I knew you had no flaws.

My eyes hand-cuffed yours because I caught you red-handed,

For a crime of using your looks to look like heaven.

I can see it in your eyes,

You deserve a sentence.

A life sentence in my heart with no possible parole.

Only death can do us apart like beauty in your soul,

So drop the soap so my front tail can be at ease.

You stole the keys to my future,

You are the mother of my kids.

You’re under arrest and have a right to remain silent,

Because everything you heard about love were my feelings taken out of context.