Zoe: So, my dad joined the circus when he left home?

Lena: True story. Well, I always said he was funny — funny looking, I mean.

Marcus: No, man, he joined the army.

Lena: Now why the hell would Johnny join the army?

Marcus: Why the hell would he join the circus?

Martha: No, no, no. John left home for love.

Marcus, Lena, and Zoe: Love?

Martha: Yes, he was in love with the girl next door and they decided to elope!

Zoe: Oh boy.

Tell us: Do you think any of these stories about Johnny are true? Why or why not?