Inside the Williams’ house. Young Johnny is attempting to sneak out the front door but his parents, Martha and Gerald, catch him. They discover Johnny is wearing face paint and has a clown costume on.

Gerald: Johnny! What on earth are you doing?

Johnny: Pursuing my dreams, Pops. I’m off to join the circus. Showbiz is calling me.

Martha: Johnny, don’t be ridiculous.

Johnny: Ridiculous? Is it ridiculous to travel hundreds of miles and bet all your hopes and dreams on the word of a friendly stranger at the gas station?

Gerald and Martha: Yes.

Johnny: Well, is it ridiculous to join the noble profession of clowning?

Gerald and Martha: YES!

Johnny: Well, is it ridiculous to make a living off people’s laughter?

Gerald: Johnny, you’re not even that funny.

Johnny: Mom, Pops. This is my big break. I’ll be bringing smiles and laughter to everyone near and far. I’ll sleep beside the wild animals and help the bearded lady maintain her moustache. I’m sure they’ll teach me to breathe fire and juggle knives before long…

Martha: Oh Lord, help us.

Gerald: Wild animals, bearded ladies — son, be reasonable, please. Come back inside.

Johnny: No, Pops. I must follow my dreams and pursue the art of red noses and big shoes. Please respect my wishes. I’ll send you all a postcard.

He leaves through the front door and his parents look on, baffled.

Tell us: Have you ever had an argument with your parents about your preferred career? How would you handle it if your child wanted to run away with the circus?