One bar, two bar, three bar, four
A few more steps and I’ll reach one more
Come rain, come sun, come night or day
How much longer do I have to stay this way?

Five bars, four bars, three bars, two
You know I can’t live a day without you
Please, oh, please won’t you please stay stable?
How else can my patience be undeniably bearable?

Your strong connection is what brings us together
Just stay that way and we will last forever
If and when you decide to shut down
This face of mine will display a frown
So Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi don’t ever leave
Don’t we belong together like Adam and Eve?