What are you?

You are my precious cell phone

Which keeps me in a phone jail cell alone

You’re a true best friend I could ever ask for

I loved you from the first time I got you from the store.

Where would I be without you?

I would be in a mental institution 

Because there would a speculation 

That I am crazy

When I would just be lazy.

Why do I love you?

Because you keep me sane

And you put me in my lane

You never lead me astray

And I don’t want you to be away.

What makes you special?

Because you and I understand each other

We conquer the boredom together

You are the friend I have in need

MY NON-TALKING BEST FRIEND indeed.