What are you?
You are my precious cell phone
Which keeps me in a phone jail cell alone
You’re a true best friend I could ever ask for
I loved you from the first time I got you from the store.
Where would I be without you?
I would be in a mental institution
Because there would a speculation
That I am crazy
When I would just be lazy.
Why do I love you?
Because you keep me sane
And you put me in my lane
You never lead me astray
And I don’t want you to be away.
What makes you special?
Because you and I understand each other
We conquer the boredom together
You are the friend I have in need
MY NON-TALKING BEST FRIEND indeed.