Men are like cats

It’s no use denying it

They love sitting beside the fire


They worship food

With an unholy devotion

They adore comfort

And yet they don’t appreciate it

But they will only be loving

When they feel like it

And they will not be taught tricks

They know them all

They are jealous when in love

And also fickle

They are independent, greedy, selfish, athletic when young, lazy, comfort, and loving.

And yet so charming

Just like cats