Men are like cats
It’s no use denying it
They love sitting beside the fire
Dozing
They worship food
With an unholy devotion
They adore comfort
And yet they don’t appreciate it
But they will only be loving
When they feel like it
And they will not be taught tricks
They know them all
They are jealous when in love
And also fickle
They are independent, greedy, selfish, athletic when young, lazy, comfort, and loving.
And yet so charming
Just like cats