I’d travel all over the world by plane
but no kilometres would be as sufficient
I’d make the longest ruler
but no centimetres would underline it
I’d find a balance scale
but no mass would be equivalent
I’d buy a million litres
but they would all overflow
I’d get a clock
but it doesn’t have a time frame
I’d use a calculator
but no numbers would compare
I’m not the greatest mathematician
but I could be your greatest soulmate