This is the price slip to what woman you can buy:

Pretty might afford you a seat on his lap

Polite might afford you smiles from wolves 

Smart might afford you a seat at the boardroom table

Sassy might afford you a seat at the debate meeting 

Confident might afford you a like on Twitter

Comedian might afford you an MC position for a wedding 

Strong might afford you a wailing load on your back and shoulders

Talented might offer you a grind to hustle

Temper might offer you a rock to cast and a cause to fight

Sexy might afford you millions per pose on a pole

Servant might afford you peanuts per kneel on the ground

Loving might afford you the cement that will coat your home/ the four corners of a home 

Lazy might afford you the four edges of your gadgets and a couch 

Many can be bought. 

But many come with a price. 

It isn’t an easy decision to make

Do pick a pen and write your check.