Smile pleasantly, be polite, sit properly
Do it just right, everyone will adore you.
Smile pleasantly, be polite, sit properly
Click, repeat.

I was trained to do this
Their perfect robot.
Inside, I felt the rage bubbling
Five hundred and sixty eight times I wrote,
Save me, please save me.

Calculate your numbers, do it just right
Don’t just learn the language, speak it with no accent
I was trained to do this
Their perfect robot.

Smile pleasantly, be polite, sit properly
Do it just right.
Click, repeat.