Robbery of the blind ole woman , chicken molestation.

In our village lived an old retired woman who kept apricot trees – we frequently stole the fruit because she was not generous . We also took it upon ourselves to throw stones on her rooftop at night to scare her , because startling old ladies is commendable . Across her house , lived her blind sister who was also retired . She was a darling who would tell us little children stories and feed us.

Kobhi and I decided we wanted to rob her – we would steal 12 eggs from her because we craved protein . The plan was simple : one of us pretends to be two listening children , making apropriate sounds and reactions to the granny’s stories while the other dashes into the kithen and steals the eggs. I was tasked with pretending I am both Kobhi and I . If since then I have developed a multi personality disorder , that is where it originated . In any case , our plan did not work because the old lady had known us all our lives . Blind people are quite sensitive . She had boys round us up and gave us the spanking of a life time .

Speaking of boys , I hated them . I was always involved in fights with little boys . Sande was a distant relative of mine who was strange. He woke up every morning , sat on top of the thatched roof of his home and made noises like an animal . I mean 5 am noises . I remember we once fought and I bit into his corduroy jacket and lost all my front smelly teeth. I looked like an angry granny .

On this particular day , we were hanging out in the kitchen at home when Sande grabbed a chicken . My cousins and I thought he planned to kill it and have us cook it in the wild – adults rarely fed us protein . Nope. He took out his little member and proceeded to slam it into the chicken’s behind . He mercilessly violated the chicken and while we watched in horror at this animal sexual abuse , the chicken pooped all over the rondavel and our faces .

You would think that is where it ended with this pervert but on another sunny day , he called us children to the side and whence pigs had laid , showed us a gooey liquid . “This is the sperm of a pig”, he announced with excitement . The strange boy proceeded to touch , smell and maybe even taste the liquid . Yuck . Traumz.