Fifty ways to leave your Lover, recommended song

Anyways you should give yourself a time to listen.

Here and now, come let us gather around the fire,

Let’s go retro and echo the parables of Grannies.

Not to derail you much my old dear friend

Now a must understand I recently took a vacation,

The experience was spectacular and breath taking.

Okay, okay, back to the poem and wise words

To break up your heart it’s so simple my friend.

You see women are beautiful, gorgeous rather,

A delicate specimen that need tender, love, care

They can stop the moment and freeze time

With just a walk, smile in their talk and eyes

Now with eyes that’s a gateway to truth.

So an advice for you, hit the gym, hit it harder

Chase the air, run the road and wave at us

Mind what you eat, garbage in is garbage out

Make Tik-Tok videos, be relevant, don’t be a bore

Try diet challenges, cook and open packages acts.

Indulge in fact be a well of roses, oil fragrances

Smell good, be clean, I hear now chiskop is mjaaa.

Have money my friend, just enough to give her all

Forget about your own problems, prioritize hers

Be her Superman, Spiderman, Hulk and SpongeBob

Chase after her, even if she runs like a cheetah.

Just love her my friend, she will love you back

And when things goes south, it might end,

God forbid but when it does unfortunately,

You will feel hurt, allow to feel hurt, heal and live.