I was in Spur using the toilet and just as I closed my door, a voice from the next toilet said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed… I said,

“I’m fine!!” The voice said, “So what are you up to?” I said,

“Ummm… Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?”

Annoyed… I said “What?!?!.”

Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next toilet answering all my questions!”