The best part of it all is that I got myself a HER

Whom I hope will sometime bare me an heir

To me she’s fair, so I don’t even care about her imperfections and flaws

After all I’m not the executive of the law

With her? I enjoy every moment

Her pain and tears leave me in torment

I won’t lie my love and devotion to her is one hundred percent

She’s everything in a woman I could ever wish for

Offend her and I’ll become your foe,

I’m so INTO her, I love her and I’ll live to love her

Why? Well because we make a perfect pair

Her name is…