Me? Wife material?

What do you mean by that?

“I mean you have all the qualities that I desire my wife to have”

What qualities are those?

“You are hard-working, you are a good cook, you are…… “

Wait.. Wait! Are those the qualities you talking about

“Yes, I mean that’s what wives are supposed to be like”

Yhooo! that’s hard because I ain’t any of that

“what do you mean? “

I mean if you only see my cooking and not

my personality, what marriage would that be?

You want me to be imbokodo?

I should bekezela?

You want to tell me that I will be your baby making machine?

“That’s not what I meant “

What did you mean?

“Leave it, you talk too much we won’t get along “

So you want me to be silent?

Actually what does wife material really mean?

Because the way you explain it, I’m not sure

It can’t be! Me? Wife material?