Red lights on
Comfortable sofas
Scented flowers
Thick-hair carpet
Mellowing decor
Aphrodisiac treats
Luscious meals
Sparkling champagne
Hypnotic music
All is in order
Now I’m waiting for her
Like a cow to the slaughter
For the first time
She’s coming over
Thank heavens!
It’ll be my first time,
Me kissing a girl!
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock 
Oh my gosh!
Like many others
She stood me up