Inside the Williams’ house. Young Johnny stands in front of his parents, Martha and Gerald, with a backpack slung over his shoulder.

Johnny: Attention!

Gerald: Johnny, what are you doing?

Johnny: Mother, Father. I have something I must say. Permission to speak freely.

Martha: What is it, Johnny?

Johnny: I have decided to fulfil my patriarchal duty—

Martha: You mean patriotic, darling.

Johnny: Yes, my patriotic duty, that’s what I said. I will be enlisting. I’m joining the army.

Gerald: Johnny—

Johnny: Please, Father. I have thought long and hard about this decision. I thank you for raising me to be the fine young man that I am today. It will no doubt do me well as I attempt to grow strong bones and an even stronger will to defend our homeland.

Martha: Son, are you sure this is what you want to do? It sounds dangerous.

Johnny: Fear not, Mother. It can be no more dangerous than crossing the street.

Gerald: It is if there are people shooting at you, son.

Johnny pauses.

Johnny: My patriarchal pride—

Martha: Patriotic.

Johnny: Yes, patriotic pride will keep me safe. And so will my fellow foot soldiers.

Gerald: Oh boy.

Johnny: I must go now. I am off to become a greater man amongst my fellow brethren. Farewell.

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