INT. The home of a hoarder. The house is messy and cluttered with stacks upon stacks of boxes and clear plastic containers.

MADDY: Dad? Dad, where are you?

DAD: I’m back here in the guest room.

Dad is rummaging through a laundry basket.

DAD: You don’t happen to know where I left my bathrobe do you?

MADDY: I saw one coming up the stairs.

DAD: No, not that one …

Dad continues to look through the basket anxiously. Maddy is becoming annoyed.

MADDY: Dad, I don’t have a lot of time. I need to leave for work.

Dad continues searching.

MADDY: Dad? Dad!

Dad looks up, surprised, as if only just seeing her.

DAD: Sweetheart, when did you get here?

MADDY: Dad, I need to talk to you.

DAD: What’s the matter? Is everything okay with Steven?

MADDY: Everything is fine. I just … I have some news.

DAD: (looking doubtful) Steven got a job?

MADDY: Dad, come on. He’s looking. You know how hard it’s been for him.

DAD: All I’m saying, it’s not right that you should be supporting him …

MADDY: Seriously, Dad, it’s 2022. When are you gonna move on?

DAD: In my day, the man of the house …

MADDY: In your day, you used to leave the house.

Dad sits in stunned silence. Maddy tries to hold her ground but her gaze softens.

DAD: I can leave whenever I want.

MADDY: (Gives in and plays along.) I know.

DAD: I can, you know?

MADDY: I know. That’s what I came to talk to you about.

DAD: I’m not going back on those pills.

MADDY: I know Dad …

DAD: I don’t need them. And I won’t …

MADDY: I’m pregnant.

Dad is shocked but after a moment becomes overjoyed.

DAD: This is amazing! Oh honey! You tried for so long … I …

Maddy sees her father is starting to tear up.

DAD: (frowning) How are you going to afford a baby when Steven isn’t working …

MADDY: (sighs) You let me worry about that. Can you just be happy with me for a second before you start spiralling?

DAD: Okay… (holds up his hands) And I am happy. I really am. I’m going to be a grandfather!

MADDY: That’s what I wanted to talk to you about …

Dad looks doubtful.

MADDY: Steven and I were talking and we think you should move in with us.

DAD: No, absolutely not.

MADDY: Come on Dad, you never leave the house. Don’t you want to be near your grandchild? Don’t you want to see them grow up?

DAD: You’re going to visit, aren’t you?

MADDY: (Shaking her head.) Dad, there’s like seven kinds of mould in the shower and you have cockroaches crawling up the walls! I can’t bring a baby here.

DAD: I can’t. How could you ask me to leave my things?

MADDY: You can bring your things!

DAD: No! No you want me to get rid of everything that’s important to me!

MADDY: I thought I was important to you!

DAD: You are!

MADDY: This isn’t what Mom would have wanted for you!

DAD: (screaming): Don’t you bring your mother into this!

MADDY: I wish Mom was here instead of you, okay? I’m scared. I’m having a baby and I’m scared. And I need a parent. If you can’t be that for me when I need you most, then I’m done.

DAD: Maddy …

Maddy storms out of the room without another word. We hear a door slam downstairs and a car start outside.

Tell us: What would you tell Maddy if you where her friend?