– Hair?
– Fake.
– Eyelashes?
– Fake.
– Nails?
– Fake.
– Smile?
– Fake.
– Personality?
– Fake.
– What?
– Yeah, it’s called being two-faced.

Ladies this, ladies that, no wonder women go out of their way to look the way they’re apparently supposed to. I bet half the females sporting weaves want to get under those plaits and just scratch their heads on a hot day. I bet most of the females with fake eyelashes feel it a mission to blink because it feels that much heavier.

I bet all the women rocking acryllic nails want to take their battery out when they’ve just paid their BIS without struggling to get the back cap of the phone off. As for the fake smiling and two-faced women, I bet they want to get on someone’s good side without having to pull out a fake smile from their sleeve or talking about someone they just might like behind their backs.

All of this fakeness must be a lot of work but it’s good to feel pretty once in a while. There’s a difference between feeling pretty and looking pretty though and you look your prettiest when you’re your most natural.