I love love nursery rhymes (I know, I’m too old for them) they just ignite these youthful, little sparks in my heart, especially when little kids are reciting them, Kawaii! So here goes.
Our Princess all forlorn
Will be abducted later on
What shall we do?
Oh Dr. Dolittle
 
Put her in an animal chamber
Says the quirky Doctor
 
Our Princess all forlorn
Will be abducted later on
How do we stop this crisis?
Dear Pastor Chris
 
On your knees, ask the Maker
Says the pious Pastor
 
Our Princess all forlorn
Will be abducted later on
How can we glee?
Dear Nanny McPhee
 
Use my stick, control the thief
Says she with her handkerchief
 
Our princess all forlorn
Will be abducted later on
How can we stop this dump?
President Donald Trump
 
I do not care for her at all
Come help me build my wall
 
Our Princess all forlorn
Has been abducted after all
All forlorn