After the speeches the party gets into full swing. Everybody’s dancing except me. I’m standing by the food table, stuffing my face, watching Lilly. I’m starting to look like a stalker, so I decide to go to the bathroom.
When I come back Dave is dancing with Lilly. My heart sinks. I know I’ve lost. No woman can resist Dave’s moves. I walk over to the bar and get myself a whiskey. I don’t usually drink heavy drinks, but I’m trying to gain some backbone so I can dance with Lilly before the night is over.
The whiskey loosens my tongue and I have the courage to talk to some other people at the party.
“You’re so funny. And cute,” one of the girls says. “You know, if you weren’t gay I would make love to you right now.”
I think I’m too drunk to have heard her properly.
“Gay? Me? What the hell gave you that idea?”
“Everybody knows you’re gay,” another girl says. “What a waste.”
“I’m not gay.”
“It’s OK, Tumie. We won’t judge you.”
“I’m not gay!” I shout.
“That’s not what Dave says. He’s your cousin, right? So he knows.”
I can’t believe my ears. How could Dave say something like that?
“I’m not gay,” I say in a whisper.
“Prove it,” the first girl says provocatively.
I look around and see Lilly and Dave standing together, talking and laughing. I feel sick.
The girl pulls me towards her and I don’t resist.
I wake up on the couch with all my clothes on. My head is pounding. I go to my room to take a shower and there’s a girl asleep in my bed. Shit.
I walk to the kitchen and make myself a greasy breakfast. The girl comes out of the bedroom.
“Ooh, bacon. Just what the doctor ordered,” she says, laughing and taking a piece of bacon from my plate. “You were so wasted last night I thought you were a goner.”
I’m so embarrassed.
My throat is dry. I take a sip of juice.
She tells me her name is Thato and fills me in on what happened last night. She says I wanted to dance with Thato, to prove that I was just as good a dancer as Dave. Then I spent the rest of the night talking to her about Lilly.
“You’re quite fun! We could’ve had a good time, you and me.” She stuffs another piece of bacon in her mouth.
She’s such an easy going lady that we end up talking all morning. When Lilly calls, I don’t answer. But I don’t feel bad. I love talking to Thato. Maybe I can get over Lilly and be with Thato. Maybe she could be the one.
“You can’t let Dave do this to you,” she says.
“What am I supposed to do? He has Lilly. He’s won.”
“Bullshit. Dave and Lilly aren’t together. If they were, the whole office would know.”
Thato has a point. Dave has a big mouth and he would brag about scoring with Lilly.
“If it was one of my girls who did that to me, I would destroy them.”
“What should I do then?”
“Get even,” she says, pulling my juice glass to her lips and winking at me.
Question: What do you think Tumie will do to get even?