Where were u? Bloody CAPU’s e’erywhere n no sign of my so called “cousin”. Themba Khuzwayo wuz dere YES TH@’S RITE THEMBA WUZ DERE n d dooshbag wuz trying 2 waste me.
Ben. 

Sorry cuz.
Romeo.

Wh@ is ur problem??? D CAPU’S r pissin on us n u r behaving like a juvie.
Ben. 

Feel like a jerk. Don’t know wh@’s happening 2 me, can only thk of HER.
Romeo.

Wh@ is ur problem??? Friendship works 2 ways. I am fed up covering 4 u. I even had ur parentals caling asking r u ok n were u in d fighting. Evry1 is fed up wit ur crap. PULL URSELF 2GETHER. Rosalind thinks u suck, so get ova it. Lots of other hot babes out dre.
Ben.

She is perfect u eunuch.
Romeo.

Yeh yeh little boys like little toys…she is a frog wit teeth.
Ben.

Go jerk off loser.
Romeo.

Have u eva done anything else?? Wh@ is th@ film, 40 yr old virgin or something producers must have met u…listen 2 me…FFOORRGGEETT HHEERR…
Ben.

But HHOOWW?!?
Romeo.

By opening ur eyes n looking……
Ben.

No other woman is in d same league as her. She IS PERFECT..
Romeo.

U r so full of it. I wil join CAPU if I don’t find u a btr woman OR MAYBE WHAT UR REALY LOOKING 4 IS A MAN
Ben.

Wen I find u, u wil wish Themba Khuzwayo had got his act 2gether n sent u 2 d big furnace.
Romeo.

Don’t u believe it, th@ roaches is like a wild cat wit an AK47. He is 1 mean dude.
Ben.

Some1 told me recently da dude’s name is Arabic or something 4 camels u-know-what.
Romeo.

Cudn’t describe him btr myself.
Ben.