Saturday evening. Tonight’s party is at Kebone’s. There’ll be some drink too. Kebone’s parents don’t mind. Or so she says.

I stand in front of the mirror and run my fingers through my hair. I’ve already decided to wear my Diesel jeans and Converse sneakers. But which t-shirt? The black Levi’s one with the skull, or the Ecko Unltd. the blue one with the bright red logo?

I settle for the Levi’s t-shirt.

A clever choice, I realise later, as I arrive at the party. A lot of young people are already there.

“You look cool,” one of the girls says to me as I stroll up. From the corner of my eye I can see how she looks at my butt as I walk past.

Now I don’t want to brag or anything, but I do have a sexy butt. It’s from playing soccer. All those squats that the coach makes us do. I smile, full of self-confidence. This is going to be a great evening, I think, as Kebone comes walking up to me.

QUESTION: Do you like to go to parties?