I had the worst week of my life
Cut my pinkie with a knife
Knocked my head as I fell off my bed
Lost my pen and for a test, scored ten
Textbook got wet and I lost a bet
Fell off my chair and accidentally cut my hair
Was late for school and later fell into our pool
Choked on paper and tripped the school caretaker
Lost my purse and my teacher heard my curse
My bottle melted and my ankle twisted
Missed my classes and broke my glasses
Broke a window and even lost my shadow
I really had the worst week of my life