They say they are healthier than me,
though they can’t walk to the end of a mile.
At their age, I walked forty at night,
to wage a battle at down.

They think they are healthier than me;
if their socks get wet they catch a cold.
When my sockless feet got wet, I never sneezed
but they still think they are healthier than me.

If a loved one dies, I weep without shame.
If someone makes a joke, I laugh with all my heart out.
They stifle a tear as if crying is something shameful,
but they also stifle their laughter as if it’s wrong to laugh.
No wonder why they need psychiatrists!

When I have more than one wife
They tell me that hell is my destination,
but when they have one, and countless mistresses,
they pride themselves on cheating the world.