Dear future wife
I just wanna say I can’t wait
I just wanna say I love you in advance
Because you’ll love me and take my advice
Because you’ll love me even if I don’t have pecs
Because you’ll stay with me even if I feed you with sou packs (soup packs?)
Hi, future wife, you know what?
I will marry you
Hi, future wife, you know why?
Because you will love me the way I am
Because you’re my gift from God
And it will be a big sin to abuse or leave you
I can’t wait my lovely one
I love you future wife