I am as honest as a mirror,

Masterfully placed on the wall,

Sincerely observing all,

Revealing the truth and no lies.

 

I am as impatient as a clock,

Ticking fast for every second,

Maturing the minutes into hours,

Leaving you wondering where the day went.

 

I am welcoming as a fridge,

Accepting all without prejudice,

Cool and stoic under pressure,

However be warned, I can be ice cold!

 

I am learned as a bookshelf,

A polymath in his element,

Fiending for random trivia,

I always know something about everything!