I am as honest as a mirror,
Masterfully placed on the wall,
Sincerely observing all,
Revealing the truth and no lies.
I am as impatient as a clock,
Ticking fast for every second,
Maturing the minutes into hours,
Leaving you wondering where the day went.
I am welcoming as a fridge,
Accepting all without prejudice,
Cool and stoic under pressure,
However be warned, I can be ice cold!
I am learned as a bookshelf,
A polymath in his element,
Fiending for random trivia,
I always know something about everything!