Frankie, young yet sturdy
Tolerant as garden weed
Dependable as milch cow
Iron lung Frankie the boulder
Rowdy kids drunk with pranks
Peers pelted you for hilarity
Extra-curricular mock Frankie
Their missiles merely fell into sea
Day in day out standing pacific
Wearing down the pathetic militia
With fist-block zero offense technique
Son, father to mother Frankie
Breaker, breaker wordlessly saying:
‘Drunk mom, we’ll ever be one
What’s the fuss thereon?
Fell from planet Mars?’