Dad are we there yet
What is taking so long
How come we are not moving
Has something gone wrong
I AM THIRSTY I AM HUNGRY
MY HEAD IS HURTING BAD
I’M DIZZY I’M FAINTING
MY TUMMY IS UPSET

My seat belt is too BINDING
Watch out there is a COP
I’M STARTING TO VOMIT
WE MIGHT NEED A MOP
PEOPLE ARE HONKING
THEY’RE STARTING TO PASS
I BET YOU FORGOT DAD
TO FILL UP WITH GAS