Mrs Isaac: You’re back. How was school?

Megan: It was great, thanks for asking.

Mrs Isaac: Look, I’m leaving for a couple of days. It’s work related.

Megan: Oh, where are you going?

Mrs Isaac: Port Elizabeth.

Megan: And what did dad say about it?

Mrs Isaac: He understands.

Megan: That’s good.

Mrs Isaac: Let me go and pack. (She exits the living room.

(It is the following day, a Saturday, and Megan receives a text from Loyiso.)

About yesterday, I’m sorry!

(She ignores it and takes a shower.)

Mrs Isaac: Megan, I’m leaving. Take care. I’ll phone you.

Megan: Bye Mommy!

(It is 2 p.m. Mr Isaac is making dinner, a chicken stew and rice.)

Mr Isaac: Megan!

Megan: Yes Daddy?

Mr Isaac: Are you well?

Megan: I’m doing just fine.

(The doorbell rings.)

Megan: That must be Lumkelo.

(She opens the door.)

Lumkelo: Hello!

Megan: Hey.

Lumkelo: Are you going to let me in?

Megan: Of course, come in.

Lumkelo: Good day Mr Isaac.

Mr Isaac: Lumka! How are you?

Lumkelo: I’m good, Sir. I hope you’re good too?

Mr Isaac: I’m doing well.

(The two girls go upstairs.)

Lumkelo: Your dad is FINE!

Megan: Yes, he is doing just fine.

Lumkelo: No man! I’m talking about his appearance!

Megan: Lumkelo!

Lumkelo: What? I’m admiring him. Clearly, you’re too blind to see him.

Megan: This conversation is disgusting!

Lumkelo: Whatever! I can’t believe tomorrow is the last day of school.

Megan: We’ll rest.

Lumkelo: We shall. But you need to rest with your father in his bed (she taps Megan’s breast)

Megan: Sies!

Lumkelo: What! You can’t be a virgin forever! Wake up!

Megan: How can you say that?

Lumkelo: Come on! You’ve got three guys. Choose one!

Megan: Three?

Lumkelo: Mr Richards, Loyiso and your dad!

Megan: Mr Richards?

Lumkelo: I see how you look at each other in the classroom. He wants you!

Megan: What have you done with my friend? Who are you?

Lumkelo: (she laughs) Don’t be afraid, just do it!

(Lumkelo exits Megan’s household.)

(Megan is chatting on WhatsApp.)

Unknown: Hey there!

Megan: Hello, who are you?

Unknown: Mr Richards.

Megan: Where did you get my number?

Mr Richards: Your friend gave it to me.

Megan: My friend?

Mr Richards: Lumkelo Adams

Megan: Oh, I see. What can I do for you?

Mr Richards: Tomorrow, after school, can we meet up at my place?

Megan: Regarding?

Mr Richards: Your marks.

Megan: Oh, of course!

(It’s the next morning, the last day of school.)

Mr Isaac: Aren’t you having breakfast?

Megan: No. I’ll grab something at the tuckshop.

Mr Isaac: Alright, see you later.

Megan: Bye! (Kisses his cheek)

(Megan exits. She enters the school gates)

Lumkelo: Hey there!

Megan: Hi.

Lumkelo: What’s with the long face?

Megan: First, you ruin my relationship with Loyiso. Now you want to complicate my “teacher and student
relationship” with Mr Richards. Thirdly, you want me to sleep with my father!

Lumkelo: And?

Megan: You disgust me! We’re done! Our friendship is done!

Lumkelo: How dare you!

Megan: I’m fed up with you!

Lumkelo: Good!

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Tell us what you think: What do you think about what Lumkelo said? Would a true friend advise you to sleep with your father or your teacher?